WORDS MICROSOFT SAM CAN'T SAY!

Here's a list of words/phrases Microsoft Sam can't pronounce correctly (almost funnily!) :-

Also, for those who dont know what Microsoft Sam is, well it's actually a built-in reader provided by Windows  and can be opened by clicking on START > CONTROL PANEL > SPEECH

Then just enter any text in the textbox for Microsoft Sam to read out loud

He says most of it correctly but here are a few funny exceptions :-

1. Most popular bug in Microsoft is the word "soi" or "soy". It will make a sound resembling a helicopter blade (a whispered "swah"). If you type in "soi soi soi soi soi soi soi", Sam sounds like he's making a noise like a helicopter. You can even try out different sounds just by adjusting the voice speed to max or minimum

2. Crotch: Microsoft Sam will say "crow's nest"

3. Homepage: Microsoft Sam cannot say it as one word. Instead, he says "Homapij" 

4.Nevada: Microsoft Sam will pronounce it "Ne-da-da".

5. Typing in "spspspspspspspspspspspspse" will make him sound like a water-sprinkler (lol). If you also type in tstststststststststststststse, Sam sounds like a sprinkler.

6.If you type in "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" in full speed, Sam sounds like the motor of an airplane.