WORDS MICROSOFT SAM CAN'T SAY!

Here's a list of words/phrases Microsoft Sam can't pronounce correctly (almost funnily!) :-

Also, for those who dont know what Microsoft Sam is, well it's actually a built-in reader provided by Windows  and can be opened by clicking on START > CONTROL PANEL > SPEECH

Then just enter any text in the textbox for Microsoft Sam to read out loud

He says most of it correctly but here are a few funny exceptions :-

1. Most popular bug in Microsoft is the word "soi" or "soy". It will make a sound resembling a helicopter blade (a whispered "swah"). If you type in "soi soi soi soi soi soi soi", Sam sounds like he's making a noise like a helicopter. You can even try out different sounds just by adjusting the voice speed to max or minimum

2. Crotch: Microsoft Sam will say "crow's nest"

3. Homepage: Microsoft Sam cannot say it as one word. Instead, he says "Homapij" 

4.Nevada: Microsoft Sam will pronounce it "Ne-da-da".

5. Typing in "spspspspspspspspspspspspse" will make him sound like a water-sprinkler (lol). If you also type in tstststststststststststststse, Sam sounds like a sprinkler.

6.If you type in "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" in full speed, Sam sounds like the motor of an airplane.

MAN BECOMES A FISH!

SO a friend of mine sent me video of a man turning into a fish! At first I thought he'd gone crazy but after watching the video I was pretty much convinced! Have no idea where he got that dumb video from but I'm gonna upload it for you guys to see... Enjoy!

FUNNY PHOTOSHOP FAILS!

FUNNY PHOTOSHOP FAILS!

Nowadays, most people think its cool to edit their pictures through Adobe Photoshop, thinking it's funny to trick people...Well to them I've got to say, "Dude..get real!"...Stop running around like losers, posting photographs altered with Adobe and get a life! Society accepts people who are honest rather than those who have totally lame and fake abs.

Here are some of those epic fails :-

and the story doesn't end here! Turns out even renowned Magzine editors think its totally cool to reconstruct photos of various celebrities and print it right on the front page! Can you believe it? Anyways, readers aren't that stupid Mr.Editor that they won't even recognise someone with 3 hands!

For more funny images, just Google "photoshop fails"...I think there's even a website with that name lol :)

THIS IS WHY MICHAEL JACKSON DIED!

This is why Michael Jackson died!

This is hilarious shit! I was literally rolling on the floor, laughing! I'm not gonna talk much about the video...Just watch and find out for yourself.

WARNING: This video contains scenes that some viewers may find disturbing.Strong, bloody violence. ( MJ fans might wanna kill me after watching this video, so guys brace yourselves up for some hardcore crap!)